our existence has serious side effects

you know you went to humboldt state when…

this happens to people you used to know. 

Christina Degiovanni, a Humboldt State University student, was arrested Thursday after drug task force agents confiscated two pounds of processed marijuana, two rifles, a handgun and $49,000 in cash from her boyfriend’s Arcata home where Degiovanni had been staying, according to a release.
The Humboldt County Drug Task Force responded to the Arcata home after learning from Reno police that Degiovanni’s boyfriend Scott Porter, 35, was involved in possible narcotics courier activity on a passenger rail train in Reno. Reno officers seized approximately $73,000 from Porter’s luggage during a narcotics courier sting. Porter was released at the scene but faces possible charges in the future.
Upon learning about the sting, Arcata task force agents responded to Porter’s Arcata home where they made contact with Degiovanni. According to the release, agents were able to smell the odor of marijuana coming from the house and secured a search warrant for the residence.
Degiovanni was arrested on suspicion of possession of marijuana for sale and being armed during the commission of a felony. Degiovanni has been booked into the Humboldt County jail.

Ways to rapidly lose the will to live #2

ondirecting:

Get a lab partner.

Lab partner: Instead of what you said here, can we put “conversely”?
Me: No, because that doesn’t mean conversely.
Lab partner: What does conversely mean? I don’t actually know.

i remember when i was in bio (but really i try not to remember when i was in bio) and all my lab partners were all these senior forestry major guys who wore lots of camo and talked about hunting and how much coke they did at forestry parties. 

sidenote: the fact that hicks in humboldt county apparently do coke is the only thing i remember from bio 104.